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    Default Paddy trying to help.

    Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
    Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick please, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken'.
    Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
    Paddy: 'Outside number 28, Eucalyptus Street'
    Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
    Panting!
    After a minute:
    Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
    Heavy breathing.
    A minute later:-
    Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me!!?'
    This goes on for a while longer until:-
    Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
    Paddy 'Yes, Oim sorry about that. I just dragged him round to number 3, Oak Street'.

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    Default Re: Paddy trying to help.

    lol nice one

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    Default Re: Paddy trying to help.

    Good one Chris.lol.
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    Wink Re: Paddy trying to help.

    ha.......lol

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    Default Re: Paddy trying to help.

    That could be a redneck joke...... but it's good!!
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