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    NEW VIRUS ALERT

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
    highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
    orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary
    Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss,
    any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT
    TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
    If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
    the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase
    one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
    and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
    Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
    from your system.
    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
    you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
    controlling your life.

    Have a nice rest of the day ya'll!!!

    Peace...

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    I have been infected for years!!!!
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    Default Re: New Virus Alert

    lol.... me tooo

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    Default Re: New Virus Alert

    Well the antidote
    Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
    seems to agree with me as I can do both at the same time..................lol

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    My preferred antidothe is the
    Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
    its very good one specially if its a cold cor.ona, opps did i said that.

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    Default Re: New Virus Alert

    There is one other antidote WEED(work eliminator exlir doobie)

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    My good man you have been told before about that 4 letter word that ends with k. I must remind you this is a wholesome community and that 4 letter word that ends with k can not be tolerated again if you mention this 4 letter word that ends with k again there will be stiff penelaties that tkes up to 40 hours a week and I my good friend you would not want this so have a good day.
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    Default Re: New Virus Alert

    Quote Originally Posted by aga1 View Post
    There is one other antidote WEED(work eliminator exlir doobie)
    yeaaaaahhhhh lol......... you know about antidote..........

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    Default Re: New Virus Alert

    Quote Originally Posted by aga1 View Post
    There is one other antidote WEED(work eliminator exlir doobie)
    Hahahaha
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