Thread: Loving husband

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he findsayoung couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to achair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top ofher, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probablyspent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I sawhowhe kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don'tcomplain...dowhatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseatesyou.

This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill usboth. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in myear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we hadany Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. Ilove you, too."

OOOHHHH! Didn't see that one coming! LMAO

lol...... thats a cruel wife lol......

She said she loved him!

lol.... after she told the man where the vaseline was lol....

If you had an escaped convict on top of you, you would too!!!
Take it like a man (kicking and screaming all the way)!!!!! LOL

looooooolllllllllll....... poor guy i wouldnt want to be in his ***** lol......

What does he need the Vaseline for......he tied the husband to a chair????
If he unties him he'll probably be running, I know I would!!!!

Hilarious!

There were two gay guys living together. One of them lacked chest hair and it seemed to
become a real problem for him. So one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had
no chest hair and if there was anything he could do about it.
Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy and the only thing he could do
to try and stimulate hair growth was to smear Vaseline all over his chest, daily.

The guy was elated. He went home and immediately smeared his chest with Vaseline.
When his partner came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked,
"What in the hell are you doing?"

"The doctor said if I put Vaseline on my chest, I might be able to grow some hair"

"You idiot," said his partner, "Think about it..... if that were true, you'd have a pony
tail coming out of your ass by now!!!!!"

lol.... very funny.....lol.....