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    Talking Blonde's first football game Joke

    Football FINALLY makes sense......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
    and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over like 25 cents."
    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
    the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

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    Default Re: Blonde's first football game Joke

    Now thats a good one! LMAO

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    Default Re: Blonde's first football game Joke

    yeah who said blondes are smart lol......this is the second blondes joke i see this day lol.....

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    Look out Karen's gonna jump on us again for this one too.

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    opppssss sorrry blondes lol......didnt mean to hurt you its just this jokes i see.........

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    Don't worry, it's all in good fun, and TRUE for the most part!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SAman View Post
    Don't worry, it's all in good fun, and TRUE for the most part!!!!
    lol...... i dont wanna get smacked lol.....

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    Funny............
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'son View Post
    Look out Karen's gonna jump on us again for this one too.
    You only wish id JUMP you!

    Im not seriously jumping or scolding anybody with these joke thingies...but nice to know i matter. I get thought of when im not even here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen Mac View Post
    You only wish id JUMP you!
    Can't blame me for trying!
    Im not seriously jumping or scolding anybody with these joke thingies...but nice to know i matter. I get thought of when im not even here.

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    I guess we just can't help it, your magnetic personality draws us in.......even when we try to run away.... OOOPS did I say that out lould?!? LOL

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    Yes.. I see that! .. ... .. said the spider to the fly!

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    I never thought a quater still can get a very nice joke.

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