Thread: "Italian"Tomato Garden

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his


annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground



was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in



prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his



predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks



like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just



getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were



here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the



plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa




A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug



up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to



the old man and left. That same day the old man received another



letter from his son.

Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could
do under the circumstances.
Love you,



Vinnie

What a good son............helping his poor old dad like that. LOL

Good way to plant tomatoes have the gov;t ment help you they got there hands ineverything else why not help out the poor italian from jersey.

That was pretty smart of the son, who got himself caught and sent to prison.....

But he's innocent!!! You know all those in jail were set up!! None of them did what they are accused of, no matter what the video, witnesses, finger prints or DNA evidence say.

Originally Posted by D'son

But he's innocent!!! You know all those in jail were set up!! None of them did what they are accused of, no matter what the video, witnesses, finger prints or DNA evidence say.

lol......yeah his a good guy he did nothing to go to jail, he just like it so much lol......

Very clever joke