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    Default Redneck's 10 Children

    An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her how many children she has? "Ten boys." "And their names?" "Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, and Leroy." "All named Leroy? Why would you name them all Leroy?" "That way, when I wants them all to come in from the yard, I just yells 'LEROY!', and when I wants them all to come to dinner, I just yells 'LEROY!'" "What if you just want a particular one of them to do something?" "Then I calls him by his last name."
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    Default Re: Redneck's 10 Children

    Hahahahaha
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    Default Re: Redneck's 10 Children

    lol hahahahhahah i heard that one before, very good one lol.....
    i heard a mexican version lol.......

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    Default Re: Redneck's 10 Children

    This one would also apply in Chicago, with all the babies mamma's and babies *****'s. Most don't even know who the father is!

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    Default Re: Redneck's 10 Children

    Oh Pulleeazsse...no "baby mama drama"...lol

    This redneck has got it all figured out...lol.
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    Good one Joe......... You write that as if you know what you are talking about................
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    Default Re: Redneck's 10 Children

    Funny. Funny. But that's got to insult somebody.

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