Thread: I need your support In November!!

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Can I count on your vote?

Karen

Ahhhh....you go girl....I vote for KMAC...lol...

And I vote this to be the best post yet!

very very very nice i loveeee it awesome lol.... amazing......hillarious...lol... kooolllllll....got my vote ...lol......

Karen you got my vote even though i have seen this in another forum but you got my vote so get out there and start campaigning did you pick a vice pres yet how about Karen Wm and call it Karen mac smac Karen campaign. And its not towards smacking karen

Ahhh...but I live for "Mac Smacks"

lol

P.S. I volunteer to be KMac's "Dan Quayle"...teeheehee...roflmbo...lol...

(Cause KMac is sooooo totally more qualified.....lol...no seriously...she is...but wouldn't it be a gas?)

lmfao... Long as you arent volunteering to be my AL BORE.. its all good!

Karen

Too funny, got my vote.

Originally Posted by raganok

very very very nice i loveeee it awesome lol.... amazing......hillarious...lol... kooolllllll....got my vote ...lol......

<~~SMACKS RAG....SNAP OUT OF IT.. It will be ok tomorrow.

Karen

Originally Posted by Karen Mac

<~~SMACKS RAG....SNAP OUT OF IT.. It will be ok tomorrow. Karen

Ah ha ha ha ha ha...teeheehee...snicker, cough, giggle

Get real, dude! This is joke time in KMac style...lol...

But seriously...hate BOTH candidates and writing in KMac now....lol...

I will vote twice ;)

Sponsered by Car Racing...........the other half will love this? What are your policies on the above mentioned sport? Legal on the roads?......

LOL.. My hubby is a cop. He keeps telling me im going to jail someday. I keep getting pulled over for doing 95 in a 55. LMAO.. its me thats in the RACE CAR. Speshully on LONG drives. Ive been known to drive thru the state of Nebraska at night in 3 hours... normallly takes about 5 or 6. When I drive hubby just takes a nap otherwise Id have to knock him out cuz I hate backseat drivers. Keep in mind here.. knocking on wood... Im not the one who has had accidents and totalled vehichles. Once i stopped dead in the middle of the freeway and asked him if hed like to drive. Rush hour traffic loved it...lmao

Karen

Very clever ha ha, have to use this one!

Oh yer one vote also!

You have My vote too!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll also volunteer to be on your cabinet,,,,,,,,,, unless I have to clean it first...............

Hi there Karen, you sure will get THE LEADER's vote.....go go go go girl....

Mine will have to be a proxy vote by mail - proxymately two weeks.
Who's gonna be 1st. Lady?

Patsy

hmm.. thats a toss up.. THE LEADER wont wear dresses and David wont give up his BOX...CL is busy dusting her brooms because its almost halloween, and Miss Holly is MIA..Karen W has Volunteered and she wears a dress pretty good.. so .. as long as her teenaged daughter doesnt get pregnant on the campaign trail... it looks like shes a S H O E in!

Karen

There you go girl.....ofcause THE LEADER can't wear a dress....how will he be able to fly his ship..... but don't worry dress or no dress I will be there for on the day, even if it's from far out there in SPACE......

My teen, Stacy, says, Respect Yourself, Protect Yourself, cause KMac may be Queen of Mac Smacks but mama Karen says No Love Without a Glove...lol

Finally a real candidate, you have me vote....

Her is Bill Cosby's platform, maybe you could get him to wear a dress............

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.




HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100&#37; import tax on it.

(4) Al l retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.





(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

( Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better tha n what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!




Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!

Please Forward This to Everyone you know no matter which side of the fence they're on.

LOL>... I can relate to that.. did you read my platform in COOL people.

Karen

Finally a political race that actually with be worth a damn, Karen Mac against Bill Cosby. Both overly qualified based on the politicans we have had in decades, think I will have to adopt former Mayor Daley's (Chicago, 1970's) moto:
Vote early, Vote often!

I regretfully have to decline having my name in the list of possible candidates for KMac's vice prez...

I misquoted my girl, Stacy, and being that my family comes first in ALL THINGS, it is due to this issue.

That being said, I must post the true quote....

Who wants to wear a hospital gown while everyone else is wearing a prom dress????!!!

care please count on my vote

have u gone offline carren? whats the matter please lets talk.

Our darn speakers are broken....but it's a no brainer..of course Karen has my vote.

.......sneaks across the border, checks KMAC....sneaks back...hehe