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    A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students.


    'Human beings are the only animals that stutter',she says.

    A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

    'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

    'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

    'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'F#%c Off', the Rottweiler ate him!

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    Morning leader

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    Hi there Paul,
    Good to hear from you again...yeh! those two are always upto no good....lol

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    LOMFAO......... that was good!
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    excellent...roflmbo...
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    Very funny!
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    lol.... funny one....

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    That was funny......I agree.....lol

    I once had a kitty like that.......lmao.....

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    lol....

    .......sneaks in, puts fire crackers around....pop pop pop

    watch where you sit.....lol

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