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    Default Birds, Bees, and Planes

    A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

    The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

    The stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He said that his mother had. So the stewardess said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls out on time."
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    Default Re: Birds, Bees, and Planes

    lol lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol... ......
    Funny funny good one lol.......

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    Default Re: Birds, Bees, and Planes

    LMAO Very good!!
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    Wink Re: Birds, Bees, and Planes

    lmbo!

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