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About LinkBacksA businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double martini. After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double martini.
Finally, the bartender said, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replied, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
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Thread: Shirt Pocket
- 09-07-2008, 10:42 PM #1
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- 09-07-2008, 10:51 PM #2
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Re: Shirt Pocket
lol..... very funny.......lol.....
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- 09-08-2008, 01:42 AM #3
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Re: Shirt Pocket
LMAO, WARNING: beer goggles in the wrong hands can be dangerous.
- 09-08-2008, 07:07 PM #4
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Re: Shirt Pocket
What beer goggles, he's drinking Martinis..
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- 09-09-2008, 12:19 AM #5
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Re: Shirt Pocket
Funny Joe!
The trick is to marry a woman wherin a shared martini or 2 can be put to better use lol...
btw, it's nice to c u... like your new avitarKen
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