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    The Pearly Gates
    40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Ford Transit vans and caravans.
    St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40
    travelers here. Can I let them in?'

    God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose
    between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen
    in.'

    Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've
    gone', he tells God.

    'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
    'No, the f***ing gates'.

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    Now THAT caused a good belly laugh.............nice one chris, as we have quite a few gipsies in Spain..........

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    Ah! hope they are all like the lovely Carmen gypsy. LOL

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    Good one Chris!!
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    Very funny Chris!
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