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    Default On Christmas morning...

    On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic
    light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to
    the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
    The kid said, "Yeah."
    The cop said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that
    bike." The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety
    violation ticket.
    The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, "By the way,
    that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
    Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
    The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the a**hole on the back of the horse, instead of on top".

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    Default Re: On Christmas morning...

    lol .... very funny.......

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    Default Re: On Christmas morning...

    LOL Really good!!!
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    Default Re: On Christmas morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by davidundalicia View Post
    I would have been proud of that kid......................
    yeah me too so smart....lol......

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    That was MY kid! Chip off the old block...
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    Hmmm... and having been the RIDER of that horse with the badge.. I would have replied, ... Son.. You shouldnt talk about your d*a*d*d*y* that way..he did after all... sleep with your mom...

    bwahahaha...

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