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    Horse Ride....


    A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.

    An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

    She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
    The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.

    When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

    'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service-station attendant. 'Nothing,' the woman answered. 'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'

    Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles...

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    The mind does not boggle.... It must be in the gutter!......He He He

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    lol...... funny

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    From an Arizona wrangler and friend of native Americans - FUNNY!

    The truth in this is that wranglers and tour guides, Native or not) LOVE to **** with the typical New Yorker......
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    I'll offer a ride to any girl that wants one!!!
    I'm not Indian though........ but I like to ride.......and.....
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