Thread: Polish Sausage

A man at the store asks the clerk:

'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.
But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage,
would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst,
would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog.
would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco,
would you ask if I was Mexican?'

'If I asked for some Irish whiskey,
would you ask if I was Irish?'

The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'


With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish
because I asked for Polish sausage?'


The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'

lolll..... funny lol......

Hahahahaha, thats terrible!

It's fitting..............Funny!!

o my.....lol

Originally Posted by C L

o my.....lol

I should know about polish jokes...this used to be my brother-in-law but he is still my Stacy's uncle...lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Z-ZJ1x28k

he is known as the "Polish Madman"...lol

Totally twisted man, but ya gotta love him.

lol.........

does he charge and arm & a leg to go see him

.....lmbo!

Good one Karen
would I add another joke
would you call me a jokester