Thread: The short bartender

A bald guy walks into a bar, turns to the noticably short bartender, and says "Hey midget, gimme a beer!"

The bartender gives the man a beer, but tells the man not to refer to him as a midget.

A few drinks later, the guy turns to the bartender and again says, "hey midget... gimme another beer!"

The bartender gets upset and warns the man about calling him a midget, but gives him his beer.

After the thrid time this happens, the bartender says, "Hey! I told you to stop calling me a midget! How would you like it if I called you 'baldy' if our positions were reversed?"

The guy thinks about it and admits that he wouldn't mind. The bartender disagrees, and ultimately they agree to switch positions to let the man see how it feels.

The bartender moves to the front of the bar, and the guy moves to the back. The bartender says, "Hey baldy, gimme a beer!"

The guy leans over the bar and says, "Sorry, but we don't serve midgets here."

Find more jokes on my website.

Nice one ...............congrats on your opening...........

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Nice one ...............congrats on your opening...........

Thanks David The site to make was alot of fun to build. Waiting on my son for a new header. I made one in paint net its in my pictures when I go to put it on the website its not in my pic,s can't figure it out. But thanks

Good one Joe,,, now the baldy gets all the drinks he wants...............

lol very good one joe. but hey ill be a baldy in a few years lol.... and i wont like people to call me that lol....

lol......

nice site btw, good job

Originally Posted by C L

lol......

nice site btw, good job

Thanks Robyn =akn witchy woman

Originally Posted by jkadin

Thanks Robyn =akn witchy woman

your welcome Joe......looks like it was a bit of work for you, I bookmarked it, keep telling them here too tho...lol (pleasey)

Originally Posted by C L

your welcome Joe......looks like it was a bit of work for you, I bookmarked it, keep telling them here too tho...lol (pleasey)

I am having alot of fun with it published it yesterday and the googlebots where all over it a hour later. Its a lot different from the products sites. Don't have to worry about out of stocks.

Originally Posted by jkadin

I am having alot of fun with it published it yesterday and the googlebots where all over it a hour later. Its a lot different from the products sites. Don't have to worry about out of stocks.

Excellent!


Love hearing good news!

Hey Joe, forgot to tell you before, check your home page, the sentence "Jokes will be added ....... the be is missing. Great site!!!!!

Originally Posted by SAman

Hey Joe, forgot to tell you before, check your home page, the sentence "Jokes will be added ....... the be is missing. Great site!!!!!

Thanks for this pointing it out, glad you liked the site. Its been alot of fun doing it, besides the daily joke i'm adding about 5 jokes a day.

Originally Posted by SAman

Hey Joe, forgot to tell you before, check your home page, the sentence "Jokes will be added ....... the be is missing. Great site!!!!!

All fixed thanks again Mike.

You are very welcome....We have to stick together around here.

Congrats on your site, Joe. Good work!

Originally Posted by sedona

Congrats on your site, Joe. Good work!

Thanks ken for the congrats.

You're welcome. You brighten our days here in VodaLand but we'll just have to learn to share you with the rest of the world :)

btw, I had 3 uncle Joes, my grandfather was Guiseppi, my brother was Joe (now deceased) and my first son (now 27) is Joseph as well.....

Originally Posted by sedona

You're welcome. You brighten our days here in VodaLand but we'll just have to learn to share you with the rest of the world :)

btw, I had 3 uncle Joes, my grandfather was Guiseppi, my brother was Joe (now deceased) and my first son (now 27) is Joseph as well.....

Joseph or Joe is very popular I have a grandson also Joe not named after me after his father my other daughter,s boyfriend is also Joe We have alot of Joe's. My name is Joseph Charles, have two cousins named Charles Joseph all named after our my father's father.