Thread: Do You...?

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor.
'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup..'

'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"

Move over.........I need a bed as well.........................lol

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Move over.........I need a bed as well.........................lol

would that be a single double or a kingsize bed David.

Better make that a kingsize bed, I could have a few of my lady friends come a calling..............................

(I suppose that would depend if he intended to be the 'cure' for some of the lonely females on the ward or not, right???)


Well there you go! An answer from the man himself! LOLOL

Oh too true cobber........................

Funny!