Thread: Little Johnny....

Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go
back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred
and Mary are up yet.


She replies, 'No'.


Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up
yet?'


She replies, 'No.'


Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back
to school.'


After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up
yet?'


His mom says, 'No.'


He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom, getting aggravated replies, 'Ok then, now tell me what you
think'


He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I
gave him my airplane glue.'

Ah a sticky situation there.