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    Default A fire fighter & the little girl.

    A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
    The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
    That sure is a nice fire truck,' the fire fighter says with admiration.
    Thanks,' the girl says.
    The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
    Little Partner,' the fire fighter says, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you would go faster..'
    The little girl replies thoughtfully,
    You're probably right...but then I wouldn't have a siren.

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    cough sputter...that would definitely make the siren not work...roflmbo!
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    That a good one Chris. Poor cat ouch.
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    Funny Chris! lol
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    Too funny Chris....good one thanks for sharing...... "no siren hey!!!!"......roflmao

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    That's a cute one, Chris

    Been a long time since I talked to you... I just started coming around again and didn't see you, so thought maybe you'd gone somewhere else... glad you didn't :D
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    Default Re: A fire fighter & the little girl.

    Funny lol......

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    .......lol, o my

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