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    Default Best investment .

    If you had purchased £1,000 of Northern Rock Bank shares one year ago, they would now be worth £4.95.
    If instead you had purchased HBOS shares, last week your £1,000 would have been worth £16.50.
    If you'd invested in XL Leisure your £1,000 would now be worth £0.
    However if you'd bought £1,000 worth of Stella Artois one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminum re-cycling plant, you would currently get £214.

    Based on the above statistics the best investment advice I can give you is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

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    Default Re: Best investment .

    very logical.

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    Always recycle you get a refund. Good one Chris
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    Default Re: Best investment .

    Hey Chris, not only is it a good investment (better than 20% return AFTER drinking) but I was introduced to Stella Artois when in the UK and I can testify as to its worthiness...
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    Default Re: Best investment .

    lol... very true man i drink often and never save the aluminum cans lol... i will from now on......

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    Save the cans,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,save the planet!!!!!!!!
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