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British Airways

After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and .
OH, MY GOD!". . . . . .. Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
One Irish passenger yelled, "bye jezis you should see the back of mine!"

lol.... funny.....lol.....