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    Default The Hotel Trip........lol

    A man checks into an hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.


    He thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.

    He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the heck, give her a call.



    'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.


    'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber,leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up,cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want!

    Now, how does that sound?'


    She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line .'

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    Default Re: The Hotel Trip........lol

    why all hotels use 9 for outside line?

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    Default Re: The Hotel Trip........lol

    lol.... thats cruel man funny lol....

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    Default Re: The Hotel Trip........lol

    That's really too funny!
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    Default Re: The Hotel Trip........lol

    Hmmm what was the clerk thinking of hmm.Good one.
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