Thread: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives..

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:



1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.



And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

I got two dogs..............

David...!!!!..... I also have 2 dogs... plus a wife and 2 kids......lol....

Looks likeyou got 2 of everything then mate...............

Yeh!...double trouble all round David....lol
Just kidding.... them all very good....lol

lol... man i have to dogs and man they bite me 4 times already... they just like to play lol... two rothweilers are dangerous lol...

lol... so true

I had two wives - you know what two "halves of your stuff" equals?
I do - to the penny!

Like it!

Lot of truth. I had a big black lab for 18 years. Never had a wife that long....

Originally Posted by sedona

Lot of truth. I had a big black lab for 18 years. Never had a wife that long....

Man, I wish I had that black lab.
Then I wouldn't of needed a wife for all those years.

Dogs are also great because you can pick the size you want and that's what you will get not an ever changing one.........................