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    A Boerseun...(South African Guy)

    At the crowded Sandton bus stop a beautiful young blonde woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus.

    As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't!

    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

    With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

    About this time, Hennie, a fris boerseun from Kakamas, who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

    Hennie smiled and in his best English answered her : 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree wiff you, but after you unzipped my fly free times, I kinda figured we was friends.'

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    Default Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

    Thats what friends are for...................nice one

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    Default Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Astraltraveller View Post
    'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree wiff you, but after you unzipped my fly free times, I kinda figured we was friends.'
    Ya.....LOL.........VERY good friends.........LOL
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    Default Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

    A very big LOL!
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    Default Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

    Will we ever get an 'adult' section on ChitChat..........

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    Default Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

    Good one. lol

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    We need more friends like that around here........................

    Will we ever get an 'adult' section on ChitChat..........
    If this isn't adult enough for you,,,, look at the social groups.............namely the "wild bunch"............... but be warned it getsa little wild.....................................
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    Default Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

    Glad you guys enjoyed that....and we all still friends....hee hee hee.....lol

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    Default Re: A boerseun.... (You South Africans will love this one)...lol

    How do you make it an 'adult' section. And, how many kids are using this forum?

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