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About LinkBacksAfter working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
Yes, they help me sleep at night. "
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear,I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . . . and believe me, it helps me sleep at night. "
You gotta love Grandmas
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- 10-28-2008, 01:31 PM #1
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- 10-28-2008, 05:55 PM #2
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Aha.....!
- 10-28-2008, 06:44 PM #3
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Funny!
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- 10-29-2008, 02:40 PM #4
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A very astute and diplomatic Grandma. This one is really good.
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- 10-29-2008, 02:57 PM #5
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Like it!
- 10-31-2008, 03:13 AM #6
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very cool
- 10-31-2008, 04:04 PM #7
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Well done!!
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- 10-31-2008, 09:59 PM #8
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Good one .... clever old lady.....lol
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- 11-02-2008, 01:39 AM #9
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Sometimes a soft touch is all it takes ....
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- 11-19-2008, 06:19 AM #10
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Yes, lol.
- 11-19-2008, 01:43 PM #11
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LOL, another goodun!
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