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    Default This can be adapted for your area of the world.

    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough.
    The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
    The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
    The guy said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
    'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.
    So the man went home, lit several large firework banger's and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he
    paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
    This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales .

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    Default Re: This can be adapted for your area of the world.

    Lol
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    Default Re: This can be adapted for your area of the world.

    That would also work in many redneck areas of the US!!!
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    Default Re: This can be adapted for your area of the world.

    I dont think that that I will adapt this one Chris......................lol

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    Default Re: This can be adapted for your area of the world.

    Hey!!... Chris good one .... and I bet that would also work here in some parts of South Africa.......lol

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    Default Re: This can be adapted for your area of the world.

    Ouch, Chris....
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    Wink Re: This can be adapted for your area of the world.

    lol

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