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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season
Begins......
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- 10-31-2008, 10:10 PM #1
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- 10-31-2008, 11:06 PM #2
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Would they have let him in if he had replied
"these are Mary's.............?¿
- 11-01-2008, 11:12 AM #3
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hhmmmm...... I think not......!!!!...... but who knows.....lol
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- 11-01-2008, 11:37 AM #4
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I guess the 3rd man collected panties and just so happens he had Carol's panties in his pants. Now Carol is walking around without her panties.
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- 11-01-2008, 12:45 PM #5
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Carol singing with Mary must be a breeze then.....................lol
- 11-01-2008, 09:05 PM #6
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Re: 2008's First Christmas Joke
Good thing he didn't say "these are Bill's"......
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- 11-02-2008, 05:44 AM #7
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Astral! your meant to make us laugh. That got me giggling. LOL
- 11-02-2008, 02:06 PM #8
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Glad to make you guys laugh....I think we all need a little laugh in our live's now and then....lol.....and glad you enjoyed that...lol...
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- 11-03-2008, 04:48 PM #9
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I guess that means carol is going commando. She must have been in the wild bunch room.
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- 11-03-2008, 05:35 PM #10
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I think he wouldve went straight to hell for lying had he said they were marys as we all know mary is a virgin.
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- 11-04-2008, 02:36 AM #11
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That's not what she told ME!! Originally Posted by DM Owner
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