Thread: Recommended Training Program For All Personnel

RECOMMENDED TRAINING PROGRAM FOR ALL PERSONNEL

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity

from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained

through our program of

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T ..) .

We are trying to give our employees more

S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you

do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. , please see

your supervisor.. You will be immediately placed

at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors

are especially skilled at seeing that you get all

the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T.

seriously will be placed in the

DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously

will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE

TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T .) .

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they

were promoted, they don't have to take S.H.I.T.

anymore, because they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you too are full of S.H.I.T. ,

you may be interested
in a job teaching others. We can add your name

To our

BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

PS Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who
need S.H.I.T. in their life, just not the same
person who sent this S.H.I.T. To you...They have
already had enough S.H.I.T. !!!!

Ok it been emailed.Now thats s.h.i.t. is funny

Funny s.h.i.t.....