Thread: If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
7. Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
9. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
10. The coffee machine is broken.

LOLOLOL

Ask anybody and they will tell you mine is #10 ...... they can also tell you what my blend is too, since it is a "Company Mandate" to keep me supplied!

LMAO Very good Teri!!!
I need to remember those..........

11. You spent too much time on here the night before


Good ones sis........

If I get caught sleeping at my desk, someone usually puts a pillow under my head............

If I get caught sleeping at my desk, someone usually puts a pillow under my head............

Advantages of being the Boss David

lol Teri :)

Last Week I did a 1hr business training session with 20 people.
Guy in the front row was fast asleep after 10 mins (SNORING).
We finished and all left quietly leaving him snoring in his seat.
I saw him yesterday and asked him how was the training.
He said, "Uh!, I don't know .. it all seems like a dream"