Thread: Types Of Girls.....lol

Types Of Girls

HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM GIRLS:
she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access

SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.


MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She makes horrible things look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.


EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes,installs herself and usesall your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstallher you will lose everything...

Edit:

If you try to uninstall her you will lose at least but not limited to 50% of everything as per that hidden contract when you signed up for her services.

-DM

It reminds me of the saying "If you love something set it free, if it comes back to you it's your, if it doesn't it never was; but if it just comes home to sit on the lounge, eat your food & leave a mess everywhere you either married it or gave birth to it.