Thread: UFO - Cow Abduction

Whooooaa! That's a trip!

LMAO... Im not buying that one...How many people do you know run around with cams in the middle of a field to watch their cows graze? Not to mention, those vhs cams were HUGE in 1983!!

Cool trick photography tho.

Karen

UFO Cow Abductions! The longest running joke in the pasture!

I have the story directly from my cow that it has been a ruse that has worked for many years to allow cooped-up feeling cows a chance to run into town for a day or two for some serious bovine bliss ...... you can spot the ones who have broken the rules and think they are getting over on us by looking for nail polish on hooves and whose more frequent than usual belching gives off the odor of Jagermeister.

Originally Posted by Vasili

UFO Cow Abductions! The longest running joke in the pasture!

I have the story directly from my cow that it has been a ruse that has worked for many years to allow cooped-up feeling cows a chance to run into town for a day or two for some serious bovine bliss ...... you can spot the ones who have broken the rules and think they are getting over on us by looking for nail polish on hooves and whose more frequent than usual belching gives off the odor of Jagermeister.

Are you saying that this is a conspiracy...Put together by the cows so they go out for a few drinks???? No bad at all...

Originally Posted by VodaHost

Are you saying that this is a conspiracy...Put together by the cows so they go out for a few drinks???? No bad at all...

Explains why they have those commercials about "Happy Cows from California" (where the trend started, I hear, up in Napa Valley Wine Country).

It takes a LOT to keep a cow happy, but a helluva lot more to pick up the pieces when they get angry .....

LMAO.. TSHIRTS AND HATS HERE!

Karen

All I can say is (HOLY COW)

Karen is a Kook! Got the whole bunch of us VodAliens, huh?

I thought I see a mug 'I Survived a MacSmack' or something, too!

< running away very quickly >

Kowabunga!

OMG! Did I step in some again????

This video should be watched while listening to Ella Fitzgerald singing the timeless classic "Cow High the Moon."

But just so everyone knows the real truth about the video, cattle ranchers often put inflatable cow decoys in their fields to make the other ranchers jealous.

See?? They actually condone "Cows in Town"! and cover for them too!!!!

LMAO>... back to cafe press for a mac smacked MUG

Karen

on to 2012...LOL

Originally Posted by karenwms63

on to 2012...LOL

I dunna get it ....

I still havent got MAC SMACK done.. but...

Karen your personal tshirts are ready! I upped your image!

I think the 2012 was pun on 2001 space odyessy type thing...

Karen

Oh. Shows you that I can understand oblique inter-dimensional references but have a hard time talking in the Lobby! LOL

I would actually buy a "Smack" mug if you do a design really as nice as you did for the VodAliens (I think I see Ramsey, MD the eyebrows, Ken, Holly and Robyn -- I assume that is me on the far right?)..... I would use it at the office, and at the very least it would be a conversation starter --- one that would be punctuated with laughter and fond recollections!

From what I hear they did this because there ship was too big to go through the drive through at McD's and they heard that Big Macs were all the rage so they had to make their own!

-DM

Originally Posted by Vasili

Oh. Shows you that I can understand oblique inter-dimensional references but have a hard time talking in the Lobby! LOL

I would actually buy a "Smack" mug if you do a design really as nice as you did for the VodAliens (I think I see Ramsey, MD the eyebrows, Ken, Holly and Robyn -- I assume that is me on the far right?)..... I would use it at the office, and at the very least it would be a conversation starter --- one that would be punctuated with laughter and fond recollections!

Welll.. it would be hard to get that on a cup and be recognizable...if you are meaning the people...I mean i could do that...but that on there..

Im still trying to find the perfect....symbol for a mac smack..

Karen

Originally Posted by Karen Mac

Im still trying to find the perfect....symbol for a mac smack..

Karen

Now you got the creative juices flowing in me too! You know, if done well (maybe in a more "genericized" way) it could become popular in the real world too ..... maybe it needs some explanatory/catchy slogan so it applies to everyone ..... wrestleing has it's "Smack Down" so it just might need another nudge to variance to take off ......

Ok Eric.. and others who might be interested.

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Karen

I got mine, so not only can I say I am Officially part of the MacSmack'd Set, but the first!
(That is a good thing, right??) LOL

Also the first in VodaLand history to top 10,000 posts, or did anyone notice? LOL
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Congrats on the benchmark.. and thanks for the purchase!

Karen

(I don't want to ever again hear you two complain about someone taking a thread off cow pic...I mean topic.)

I wouldnt ever hijack a real thread!... Wants some.. (humble) pie?

Karen

Originally Posted by Karen Mac

Want some.. (humble) pie?

Karen

What flavor is it???

I used to rock to Humble Pie, and now I gotta eat it too???

Originally Posted by Karen Mac

I wouldnt ever hijack a real thread!... Wants some.. (humble) pie?

Karen

FYI...Cow Abductions and Cow alcohol and Meth abuse are very REAL topics, that have many in the farming community concerned....I find your lack of empathy disturbing.

Originally Posted by VodaHost

FYI...Cow Abductions and Cow alcohol and Meth abuse are very REAL topics, that have many in the farming community concerned....I find your lack of empathy disturbing.

Yes.. i wish those farmers would quit dragging a box to stand on while they abuse those cows! And then have the nerve to complain when they sober up from the six pack they downed.. how ugly that cow was.

Karen

Originally Posted by VodaHost

FYI...Cow Abductions and Cow alcohol and Meth abuse are very REAL topics, that have many in the farming community concerned....I find your lack of empathy disturbing.

I guess that explains why the cows are so happy (and play pranks), and why their milk makes it to market so fast, huh?

Think they will have to take a stand and maybe start a real bovine rehab system? Maybe they already have .... (which could explain why milk prices have shot up, too!).

This has become the M'udder of All Cow Threads

Dont pat a cow on the backside......

You could get a cow pat back.......................

Originally Posted by Tom Finley

This has become the M'udder of All Cow Threads

I dunno ... I kinda like the udder one!

OR ... BAD PUNS... like

An UDDER from an UDDER m UDDER!

Karen

Originally Posted by Karen Mac

OR ... BAD PUNS... like
An UDDER from an UDDER m UDDER!
Karen

Cud it's easier to moooove in and teat someone instead?

I believe...
..... That the cow spent way too long suckin in helium... waa what a trip.. Would love to hear the moooo after that.. meeeeeeee.

Good camera work

Originally Posted by darklight

I believe...
..... That the cow spent way too long suckin in helium... waa what a trip.. Would love to hear the moooo after that.. meeeeeeee.

Good camera work

LOL This vid, or my cow? Coming from a Pro, them there's high compliments indeed! A hot little milkmaid turns out to be a pretty good looking heifer after all, eh?

Nutting like a mid-day roll in the hay ... HEY! With the MAID, I mean!

My "MacSmacked" Survivor Mug Arrived Today!!!!

Woo-hoo!

Came with some nice little freebies, too, so what's tking the rest of youz so long to pony up and get with the "Clubby" feeling??


LOL

Thanks, Karen, for making the VodaHost Experience all the more real!
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LOL.. Good job! I just havent been smacking them too much lately.. guess i need to get on the stick eh?

(and thanks for purchasing)

Karen