Thread: Pink Curtains & the Blonde

A blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
She tells the clerk: 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'

The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies: 'Seventeen inches.'

'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk,'That sounds very small ... What room are they for?'

The blonde says: 'They aren't for a room ... They are for my new computer monitor.'

The surprised clerk replies: 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'


The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows...'

Sounds like a good reason to me............nice one mate........lol

hahahaha!

LOL

Would she be shopping for a camera if she had Vista???

I think this is the same blonde


A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents

LOL.....but could there really be some one like that..............................
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!