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    Default The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

    One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

    There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

    Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

    Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)






























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    he perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

    Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

    Men keep scrolling****.





























    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

    By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen
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    Default Re: The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

    Killer logic...lol...the kind that gets ya killed in the presence of a women...lol! But nonetheless, good!

    P.S. No real self-respecting woman would drive a Grand Caravan...the name alone screams primitive thinking!
    Last edited by karenwms63; 11-21-2008 at 09:49 AM. Reason: Added P.S.
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    Default Re: The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

    Now, Cadillac Escalade...Lincoln Navigator...
    Now the joke would be real to a real woman...LOL!
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    Default Re: The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

    Ya did say perfect, right?
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    Default Re: The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

    Lmao!
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