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    Default Two Bored Casino Delaers...

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the c r a p table.

    A very attractive blonde woman arrives and bets twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

    Turning to the two casino dealers she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

    With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

    As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeales... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

    She hugs each of the dealers and then promptly picks up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs...


    The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
    Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

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    Default Re: Two Bored Casino Delaers...

    Quote Originally Posted by D'son View Post
    Dice?? What dice????
    lOL
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    Default Re: Two Bored Casino Delaers...

    And who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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