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    Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"

    Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

    Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

    The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"

    The redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

    Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

    By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"


    So the blonde yells "FIRE!!"

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    LOL, very very funny.. Love blonde jokes, been out with enough of them.. and it's so so true lol (sorry any blondes out there, just my experience)
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    Judging people by their haircolor is just plain wrong. For example, my wife is a redhead and she's the sweetest, nicest thing in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Finley View Post
    Judging people by their haircolor is just plain wrong. For example, my wife is a redhead and she's the sweetest, nicest thing in the world.
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    LOL @ Tom

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    Tom - I think what you said was funnier than the joke! lol
    Good one D'son! Was funny!

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    [quote=darklight;278092]Tom - I think what you said was funnier than the joke! lol
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    I totally agree, good one Tom

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    Thank you. Honestly, one of the reasons I was attracted to my wife in the first place is because she really does have that "fire" that redheads are rumored to pocess. DO NOT get on her bad side. She's great fun, especially when she thinks someone has crossed me--she could humble a stone statue.
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    Both are good ones.
    My wife is blonde..................
    but she is turning brunette,,,,,,she is getting smarter every day...
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