Thread: Marriage Counselor

The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says "that is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I golf."

Good one. Chortle chortle.

I couldn't help laughing at this one... I divorced 2 guys who are that clueless! lol

Kellie

Yup, know what ya mean - I'm on my second but I got a trained one this time! He's what my Canadian friends would call 'a keeper'! Lol.

LOL

It's good to know they're still out there, but it's been 2 years since my divorce, and I'm still content to remain single! lol

It's certainly nice to hear success stories though... seems rare these days. I wish you all the happiness in the world. :)

Kellie