Thread: Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone to all my friends here at voda please have a safe and healthy christmas I miss all of you.



Who's The Strongest?


A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man Around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bar tender would Squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and then give the Lemon to a patron.

Anyone who could squeeze another drop of juice out would win the Money. Many people tried but nobody could do it.

One day a scrawny, little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a Polyester suit. He said in a squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter died down, the bartender grabbed a lemon and squeezed it. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man who clenched it in his small fist.

Soon the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as six drops of Juice fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000 and asked the little man, "what do you do for a living?" The Little man replied with a winning smile, "I work for The IRS!"

To everyone who gave me suggestion about the connection problem I have tried them all, I am baffled about it. Time warner says when the sysem goes down the i s p may change and hopefully I can connect then. So when I see my neighbor's wireless goes on I try to visit.

Again have a safe and healthy Merry christmas.

Hi Joe, Merry Christmas ... to you and your family too.

Merry Christmas Joe

We're happy to see you anytime you can get on, good luck in resolving the issue.

Happy Christmas Joe - hope to see you around more in 2009!

Merry Christmas, Joe... good to see you when we can.

Merry Christmas Joe!

I even miss you..lol

Did you put in a support ticket to see if vodahost has somehow added you to the firewall and is blocking your ip? The firewall thing is tricky and it happens..especially with alot of logins. And did you try the flush dns? from command prompt?

I will have some free time this weekend if you want to email me with a number to call. Its much easier to sit down and look at things with communication.. then try to figure them out here sporadically.

Karen

Merry Christmas Joe!