Thread: The old ones are the best!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?



Sistermatic!


hehehe .. still makes me giggle that one ... hehehe

LOL

Now that's one my oldest boy would appreciate!

Here's one I get a chuckle out of...

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Call him anything you want because he ain't gonna come to you!

Kellie

Lol KJay

I just love the silly ones lol.....heres another

What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife
in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left
foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?



A ***** Army wife.. lol

LOL

Ok, maybe the rule "simple things for simple minds" applies here, but I really got a kick out of that one Lincslady!

Here's one my son told me...

What do you call a man with no arms, and no legs, swimming in the ocean?



Bob

lol

What's the difference between a brown noser and a **** head?


Depth perception.

Lol KJay! Racey thats urghhhh lol

what do you call a man who cant stand up?



Neil! ...lol

Lol. I've got some old silly ones that still make me chuckle!

How can you tell an elephant has been in your fridge?

They leave footprints in the butter!

What has six legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you would kill you?

A snooker table.

LOL

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were stranded on top of a cliff, and a fairy appeared in front of them.

The fairy told them, that if they jump off the cliff and name something, they will turn into whatever they said.

So the redhead jumped off the cliff, said "crow", and she flew away.

The brunette jumped off the cliff, said "hawk", and she flew away.

The blonde jumped off the cliff, and said "oh ****!"

Lol.. Just love ther blonde jokes (no offence....)

An elderly gentleman and his young blonde wife were walking through the park when the man turned to his wife and said
"Oh look! A dead bird."
His wife looked up into the sky and said
"Ooh where?"

I told this joke to a blonde girl from Essex once. She didn't get it! Well I was rolling around......

Originally Posted by Girlonthehill

Lol.. Just love ther blonde jokes (no offence....)

An elderly gentleman and his young blonde wife were walking through the park when the man turned to his wife and said
"Oh look! A dead bird."
His wife looked up into the sky and said
"Ooh where?"

I told this joke to a blonde girl from Essex once. She didn't get it! Well I was rolling around......

LMAO
Sounds like something my 12 yr old boy would do!

Ok, here's one...

Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M's factory?

She kept throwing away all of the W's!

oh i just gotta add some to hear lol ive bucket loads

why did the punk cross the road?...... coz he was st*****d to the chickens foot!
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knock knock
whos there?
cargo
cargo who?
no cargo beep beep
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two nuns sitting in the bath and one says to the other "wheres the soap"?....the other one says "does doesn't it"!
LMAO (shockin i know sorry folks but as you say the old ones were the best)

Lol ..love em! ....

Patient:...Doctor i think i need glasses!

Teller:....You certainly do, this is a bank!

lol

This cracked me up! lol

Patient:...Doc, I don't understand what's going on with me. It's really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee." The doctor thinks about it for a while and then urges the man to continue..... So, the man continues, "And sometimes I feel like a wigwam." To which the doctor says, "I wouldn't worry about it, Fred, you're just two tents." lol

Lol followed by a groan ;o)

I know I know i just cant help myself lol