Thread: The secret to women

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you
give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll
give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any c*r*a*p*, be ready to receive a ton of *c*h*i*t.'

Karen

If you give a woman an inch she will take a mile....................

If you tell a woman she is wrong she will give you a load of lip.....

If a woman has just had her hair done
You MUST tell her "your hair looks nice Darling"
or
you will be in the doghouse for a week.............or longer!!

If I give my wife a pair of jeans and baring in mind 'whatever you give a woman she'll make greater'. If she says 'Does my bum look big in these? Do I say 'absolutely darling'?

Darren

NOT if you want breakfast in bed.....................lol

Not if you want to eat anytime in the near future.

fine .....

Ha ha

Originally Posted by Karen Mac

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

Give her a simple map and she'll turn it into a world atlas (Probably upside down!)

Give her a disagreement and she'll turn it into a hurricane of an argument lasting weeks!

Tell her you said 'hello' to a woman whilst at work and she'll turn it into a full blown affair!

You're right Karen

Yes but you forgot the most important thing. You LOVE US!

without us youd still be running around in the ice age and peeing in the snow...and your name would be UNGHHHHHHHHH...


Karen

Uunngggggg bbtffff gggnnnnssssssuuuu!!!!!

... and what's wrong with peeing in the snow?

Nothing.. long as a polar bear isnt hungry.

Karen

You can make pretty patterns in the snow......well at least we can.............lol

Yes.. .but its very cold outside.. so youd be lucky not to pee on your MUKALUKS

Karen

.......................simply haven't mastered dotting the "I".........yet

Give a women a credit card and you will get large bills.......................

Yes we love you all!!!!!

Give a woman a ...

Oooops
I better save my opinion as I might need Karen's and LadyEye's help in the next future
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German

Ganz klug German!!!

Originally Posted by germansin

Give a woman a ...

Oooops
I better save my opinion as I might need Karen's and LadyEye's help in the next future
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German

Very good move.. hee hee

Karen

Originally Posted by germansin

Give a woman a ...

Oooops
I better save my opinion as I might need Karen's and LadyEye's help in the next future
________

German

German you wimp! Don't let those two intimidate you...........with all the Mac Smacks I've received I feel kinda neglected when I go a week without.

LUV YA...Karen

Originally Posted by germansin

Give a woman a ...

Oooops
I better save my opinion as I might need Karen's and LadyEye's help in the next future
________

German

CLUCK Cluck.................chicken..........