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    Default I understand it now!

    I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service':

    Internal Revenue 'Service'

    U.S. Postal 'Service'

    Telephone 'Service'

    Cable 'Service'

    Civil 'Service'

    Customer 'Service'

    State, City & County Public 'Service'

    This is not what I thought 'service' meant.

    But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.

    BAM!!!

    It all came into focus.

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    Default Re: I understand it now!

    Jerry you hit the nail one right on the head!!! (no pun intended.....ok maybe just a bit)
    Now bend over and take it like the rest of us.........service!!!service!!!!

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    Default Re: I understand it now!

    Hey Ed let's not get kinky, or the smack will be coming around again.
    Then we will all get serviced!!!
    Mike

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    In God We Trust

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    Default Re: I understand it now!

    Quote Originally Posted by SAman View Post
    Hey Ed let's not get kinky, or the smack will be coming around again.
    Then we will all get serviced!!!
    New week..New Smack!!!!!
    I just hope Karen doesn't hurt her hand having to smack me all the time!

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    Default Re: I understand it now!

    You thinking of whips again, David?

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    Naw, its CL that uses whips.............I liked that big one that you suggested in another thread..........lol

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    You mean Catwoman....I don't need to use a whip, I have a club lol

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    That's not a club...........It's your broom....
    Just make it hurt good!!!!
    Mike

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