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Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 2:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fr.....g blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
The End
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Thread: Just a joke
- 01-24-2009, 10:35 AM #1
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Just a joke
- 01-24-2009, 12:16 PM #2
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Re: Just a joke
Nice one chris...........I liked the punch lines.
btw: did you get my reply to your email ?
- 01-24-2009, 12:29 PM #3
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Re: Just a joke
Yep, no problem.
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- 01-24-2009, 02:06 PM #4
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Re: Just a joke
This one's funny, Chris!
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- 01-24-2009, 02:25 PM #5
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Re: Just a joke
Thats gooood!
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- 01-24-2009, 06:54 PM #6
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Re: Just a joke
That was good.
- 01-24-2009, 08:35 PM #7
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Re: Just a joke
lol... I enjoyed this.
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- 01-26-2009, 08:45 PM #8
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Re: Just a joke
Just rewards!!
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- 02-07-2009, 07:32 PM #9
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Re: Just a joke
Funny Chris I hope the air has cleared up for her.
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