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    The Nun in Hooters

    A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hootersrestaurant.

    The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once ina while 'the lights would turn off.'

    Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

    However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

    She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use therestroom?

    The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statueof a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'

    'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.

    So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

    After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just
    long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !

    She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand.Why didthey applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'

    'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would youlike a drink?'

    'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.

    'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leafon that statue, the lights go out.Now, how about that drink?'

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    Make it a double...........good one.

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    Cheers! That's priceless!
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    Now that's funny!!!
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    Default Re: The Nun in Hooters ......

    that a greatjoke astra I put that one on my site last month and has been added to stumbleupon. Its a classic. But mine does not mention hooter's
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    hehehe. I liked this one. :)
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