Thread: A naughty breakfast joke.

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

hmmm. and I thought it took longer than that to boil eggs?

Depends on how hard its wanted?

I would have eggs as often as possible, and break any timers that she bought!!!

Naughty................but nice.

.....and who said she didn't break the egg timer?

...........20 minutes for hard boiled....5 for soft.....heheh

haha

Originally Posted by SAman

I would have eggs as often as possible, and break any timers that she bought!!!

lol Mike.. uh huh.. yep. Where you at now then eh lol. Are there a lack of timers around lol..

Originally Posted by darklight

haha



lol Mike.. uh huh.. yep. Where you at now then eh lol. Are there a lack of timers around lol..

There would be, and the stores would always be out of eggs. Isn't the witchy that likes eggs so much!!!!!??????

LMFAO!!!!!!! oh thats good hahahahaha... She is gonna regret saying that when she sees this hahahaaa

Yea where is that witchy............................................
Robyn,,,,,,,,,Where are you???????????????????????

We miss you.
You have been pretty scarce since you came back from the glittery city.....