Thread: Holy Prostitutes....

Holy Prostitutes

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
signout of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
secondthought....

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
pasta third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
farside of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next tothedoor reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun inalong black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business....."

"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
andtells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
the
door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go
through
the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
the
door pulling it shut behind him

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
another
sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.

Good one

Thats a good one Astra

If you dont sin, you cant be saved..................!!!!!! and the front door was locked as well.......lol

No need to go aal the way to the sisters, the government will screw you from the confort of your home. And in more and more case, right out of your home.

That's good!!!
and ooooo so true ED!!!