Thread: The Village Idiot....

Village Idiot


The village idiot goes into a bar to have himself a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked," Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?" Bill said it was his.
"Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said.
Bill replied, "No way... She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree."
The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."
"No way," said Bill. "That dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning'."
The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!"
Bill looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog."

Sounds like a real Redneck!!!