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    Default Two Old Ladies and the Patrolman.....

    It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
    As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.

    He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

    'Heavens no, we bought it.'

    'Then why don't you drive it away.'
    We can't drive.'

    Then why did you buy it?'

    'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.



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    Can you please tell me which small town this is, they might still be waiting.......lol

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    David your a dirty old man! LOL

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    David, Looking for a used car I see...
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'son View Post
    David your a dirty old man! LOL
    OY, less of the OLD if you dont mind................lol

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    Yeah!!!!.... Why should we believe you???......is it the old CAR or the OLD LADIES you looking for ????.......lol........

    WHO or WHICH WILL IT BE......??????.......hee hee hee......

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    Hey watch it I resemble those remarks!!!

    I'll take the old car!!!
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