Thread: Somebody's Gonna Get

Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man.

He would shout all kinds of obscenities, always leading off with, "Somebody's gonna get it tonight!"

In desperation, Marilyn went to her local pet shop and explained her parrot problem to the pet shop proprietor.

"What you need," he said, "is a female parrot, too. I don't have one on hand, but I'll order one. Meanwhile, you could borrow this female owl until the female parrot arrives."

Marilyn took the owl home and put it near her parrot.

It was immediately obvious that the parrot didn't care for the owl. He just glared at it.

That night, Marilyn wasn't her usual nervous self as she opened the door to bring her gentlemen friend in for a nig***ap.

Suddenly, she heard the parrot screech, and she knew that things hadn't changed.
"Somebody's gonna get it tonight! Somebody's gonna get it tonight!" the parrot said.

The owl said, "Whoo? Whoo?"

And the parrot said, "Not you, you big-eyed bitch!"

lol

hi this is ebie; i find this all amazing and i hope we can have lots of fun to start with.remember i am an old man so please be kind to me

Funny ...........................