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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a
bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all
promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how
marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card
said nothing but: *"Nescafe"! *
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe
jar.
It said: *"Good till the last drop”
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the
card read: *"Rothmans"*
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from
the pack: *"Extra Long. King Size"*
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a
card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words *"South African** **
Airways"** *
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the
worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: *"Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."*
Mom fainted!
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- 04-19-2009, 11:27 AM #1
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- 04-19-2009, 03:17 PM #2
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Astral,
Nescafe is INSTANT COFFEE?www.siapamoyanganda.com/
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- 04-19-2009, 03:23 PM #3
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Very funny.
- 04-20-2009, 08:58 PM #4
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Very good...................................
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- 04-20-2009, 09:18 PM #5
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Zuriatman, yes Nescafe is Instant Coffee.... and is always great in taste till the last drop......lol
Originally Posted by zuriatman 
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Nescafe is INSTANT COFFEE?Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group
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- 04-21-2009, 04:38 PM #6
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Astral,
The Bride wont feel so great if he is always dishing out instant coffee!www.siapamoyanganda.com/
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- 04-23-2009, 12:15 AM #7
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lol that was good Originally Posted by zuriatman $T3V3
- 04-26-2009, 10:23 PM #8
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Naughty...
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