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    Default Rubber Gloves

    A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

    'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

    'No, I don't,' she replied.

    'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

    She didn't crack a smile.

    'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

    But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

    'What's so funny?' he asked

    'I was just envisioning how condoms are made
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    Default Re: Rubber Gloves

    hahahaha, that tickled jkadin, yep, very good

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    Default Re: Rubber Gloves

    Even if you are old, our minds are still as young as it ever was.

    This a lot of people do not realise until they age themselves.
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    Default Re: Rubber Gloves

    You know what they say about older man...

    Appreance - Old Man
    Heart - Young Man
    Underneath (guys, you know where it is) - Superman
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