A Priest kept chickens at his village parish.

One evening the cock went missing.

At mass the priest asked,

"Who has a cock?"

All the men got up...........

"No! I meant who has seen a cock?"

All the women got up............

"No, No! Who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?"

Half the women got up.

"Oh!!! For goodness sake! Who has seen my cock?

"All the nuns got up!!