Thread: A joke to make you smile

A woman awakes at about 4 in the morning to find her husband not sleeping next to her. A little worried she goes downstairs to find him sat at the dining table staring out towards the garden.
"Are you OK love" she asks
"I was thinking about when we first met"
She sat next to him, and put her hand on his. "Thats sweet " she says.
"Do you remember" he continued "your dad caught us in bed when you were 15". "I do" she says nostalgically. "And do you remember him threatening to call the police, unless I married you" "I do" she chuckled". "Yes I do, we figured you could get 20years, but what you doing sitting up so late thinnking all this
"It would have been my release date today"

Lol.